INTP • professional baby at photoshop • aspiring toddler

I track the tag "queer nocturnal retrofuturistic chic" ever since this post

basically im here for the refreshments
Queue: not running currently

A hiatus will begin in about a month due to school
Currently Reading: Reservation Blues by Sherman Alexie

Currently Watching: Parks and Rec;
Orange Is the New Black;
Pushing Dasies;
Supernatural Season 5 (rewatch)

Currently Listening To: Welcome to Nightvale ep 49.1


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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How much punk can a punkrock rock if a punk rock could rock punk

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"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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disney princesses + greek mythology

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my junk; a playlist of my favorite songs from various musicals

your daddy’s son- ragtime / revolting children- matilda / mama who bore me (reprise)- spring awakening / epiphany- bare: a pop opera / a very nice prince; first midnight; giants in the sky- into the woods / expressing yourself- billy elliot / i’ve decided to marry you- a gentleman’s guide to love and murder / my junk- spring awakening / best worst mistake- if/then / turn it off- book of mormon / anything can happen- mary poppins / beautiful- heathers: the musical / spooky mormon hell dream- book of mormon / seize the day- newsies / the world according to chris- carrie / the king of new york- newsies / ever after- bare: a pop opera / word of your body (reprise)- spring awakening / one normal night- the addams family / by my side- godspell / watch what happens (reprise)- newsies / everything else- next to normal / drive you out of your mind- bare the musical / wake me up when september ends- american idiot / everyone’s a little bit racist- avenue q / dogfight- dogfight / on my own- les miserables / empty chairs at empty tables- les miserables / freak flag- shrek the musical / piragua- in the heights / no way to stop it- the sound of music / no one is alone- into the woods / on the right track- pippin / astonishing- little women / in my own little corner- cinderella / act 2 finale- spamalot / how the other half live- thoroughly modern millie / i’m not that girl- wicked / sugar daddy- hedwig and the angry inch / his name is lancelot- spamalot / ring of keys- fun home / there once was a pirate- spring awakening / there’s a fine, fine line- avenue q / raise you up- kinky boots / naughty- matilda / the phantom of the opera- the phantom of the opera / in- carrie / dead girl walking- heathers: the musical / masquerade- the phantom of opera / once and for all- newsies / my strongest suit- aida /


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one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

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no no the next tumblr that should be deleted is plebcomics

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Chris Evans: a summary in text posts

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you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe


Oh my fucking god

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This design is now available for pre-order as an 11”x17” poster at DFTBA Records!

You might remember this one from the three designs I did for Harper Teen last year, all of them based on quotes by the awesome T. Michael Martin (YA Novelist, Vlogger, Nerdfighter, and the co-host of How to Adult). Mike had the awesome idea to make this available in physical form, and all thanks to the lovely people from DFTBA, this is now a thing!

You can order it right here (or click on the image to be redirected)


Hey! Just a warning: I believe these posters are getting close to selling out, and I’m not sure there will be any reprints, so if you wanna snag one…. :]


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"Talk dirty to me" *blows horn of Gondor*

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Cecil says to Carlos, “hey Carlos, are those space pants, because your ass is out of this world!” Carlos looks down. god dammit. god dammit his pants have turned into the actual void of space god this is the 6th time this week

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This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.


I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.


Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.


And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

Okay, what else?

Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

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hey guys so starting on the 24th im going on a hiatus until the 20th of september to hop back on the school bandwagon maybe there will be a queue maybe not so yeah


Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

"Do you like this one?" the cashier asked, ringing me up. "Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like," I replied intensely. "That’ll be $12.01," she said.



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