doodlesbytara:

clara oswald more like clara oswhy did u ruin my life

necrophilofthefuture:

BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

When teachers let the class take a vote but the teachers vote “counts for twenty because theyre the teacher”

rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

The only things on instagram are hipster photos and sort of funny tumblr text posts with unironically unfunny captions. Were you really unable to deal with that I mean that’s not even the best we can do tumblr we gotta show instagram they’re missing out on quality jokes here

Someone signed yearbooks like this and I just got it could either read ur ok or u rok so she didn’t have to bother coming up with anything else

theodairofthephoenix:

a friendly reminder that jem watched will die

and all he could do is stand there drowning in his feels

he couldn’t just collapse on the bed and bawl his eyes out and scream

he couldn’t even place a consoling hand on tessa’s shoulder

he just watched her cry and envied her for being able to while he was a silent brother.

you can thank me for ruining your day after you stop crying.

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

mad-as-a-bloody-hatter:

10-roses:

thedancinggallifreyan:

littlelionheartedqueen:

if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it

MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS

DOCTOR! WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Things Yahoo/Staff should change

rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

thank you once again

AH WHEN WILL THEY END

EVEN MORE OMFG

whatsacanada:

crona-makenshi-1994:

whatsacanada:

“what’s wrong with hipsters?”

omfg theyre australian O.O….i don’t want to live in this country anymore * x9999 facepalm combo*

can you *x9999 facepalm combo* off my post