INTP • professional baby at photoshop • aspiring toddler

I track the tag "queer nocturnal retrofuturistic chic" ever since this post

basically im here for the refreshments
Queue: not running currently

A hiatus will begin in about a month due to school
Currently Reading: How to Read Literature Like a Professor

Currently Watching: Parks and Rec Season 2; Orange Is the New Black Season 1; Pushing Dasies Season 1; Supernatural Season 5 (rewatch)

Currently Listening To: Welcome to Nightvale ep 5


On meeting Darren Criss

 #I bet darren texted him #what’s your favorite food #what’s your favorite color #do you like animals? #like the nice ones #and little ones #I like those #and I’m rambling too much? #omg I love you #I’m talking to Harry Potter#I’M TEXTING HARRY POTTER #oh I shouldn’t have send that but #dsjkfahsjk#DAN DAN #CAN I CALL YOU DAN? #OK COOL #I LOVE YOU #and then Dan will get a voicemali of darren sobbing

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i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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If youre ever unsure which gender someone prefers, old western cowboys had it covered. Y’all. Folks. Pardners. Gunslingers. Sheriff around these here parts. Who needs he and she and other assortments of pronouns when john wayne can guide you through every possible encounter with another human being you will ever have!!!

*post gets four notes* I am the sensation

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I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

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jack you brought a child into traffic and let him get with a sofa and all you do is fondly remember the moment and say “kids, huh” how are you even a guardian of children

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“The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling

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instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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Anonymous said:   

« Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs? »


Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.


You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.


As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.


Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

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Turn up???? No no you mistook me I said turnip haha enjoy that 42% of your daily Vitamin C intake kids!! Stay tuned for more fun nutrition facts

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coming out to your parents

If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.

The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.

It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents.  Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it.  It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.

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If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity


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This is so important.

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list of movies: Catch Me If You Can (2002)
"Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I’m trying my best not to be afraid."

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