INTP • professional baby at photoshop • aspiring toddler

im here for the refreshments
Queue: running currently

A (semi) hiatus has begun due to school and will end somewhere around 20 September. Sorry for any inconvienences
Currently (Re)reading: The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

Currently Watching: Parks and Rec;
Orange Is the New Black;
Pushing Dasies;
Supernatural Season 7 (rewatch)

Currently Listening To: Welcome to Nightvale

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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maisiewilliams:

I’m SO ANGRY. I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY. Why do I have to live in a world where women’s phones are hacked and private pictures stolen from them?? Why are we talking about whether or not those pictures are fake, or how you should never take nude photos of yourself, or literally anything, when we as a society should be burning this 4chan fucker to the ground??? Women should be allowed to exist in a private way the way that male actors are, there isn’t a single male actor on that list, they’re actually being treated like human beings while now we’ve got people acting like they have any right to these actresses decisions and bodies, why do people feel like it’s at all their place to even talk about the choices that these women have made what a fucking PIECE OF SHIT WAY TO REMIND ME THAT WE AS WOMEN HAVE SO LITTLE OWNERSHIP OVER OUR BODIES I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY WITH ALL YALL FUCKERS RIGHT NOW

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foreverwholocked:

inthelandofmordor:

pb-and-marmalade:

chardyice:

Who taught you, Cas?

I think it was Joey

HEADCANON: Cas watches Friends.

YES

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dragonsmakepie:

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

Have a sexy ass new job

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god bless fonda for always liking and reblogging my posts u deserve more than being a supportive mom to a struggling tumblr comedian

1 day ago | 2


gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

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reservoir-fantasy:

the most adorkable ice bucket challenge 

1 day ago | 6158 via | Source

why be mean to girls when mosquitoes exist

2 days ago | 2

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my anaconda dont want none unless u got funds for college
hon

2 days ago | 3

socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

3 days ago | 137666 via | Source

so in my english class we read some papers about womens nonexistent rights and about how everything about women was centered around the uterus and this girl raises her hand and goes
so if i punch some dude bro in the face and my hand hurts, is that about my uterus too? AND I JUST FUCKNGI LOST IT HOLY FRICK


do you ever see skid marks on the road and just think ‘what the fuck happened here’

4 days ago | 4

starlorde:

starlorde:

au where bucky/the winter soldier is stitch and steve is lilo

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