Actually something I did in pe today instead of someone else because I am important
-skinned both knees while trying to ground slide to a dance to High School Musical (we got the swag ok)
-watched a video about stress and anxiety that was all wrong
-watched a video that said “how not not get bullied” instead of “dont bully people unless you want to be a piece of shit”
-threw up a little because we had to continuously run about a mile and I had a small breakfast (ok that was yesterday but w/e)
-fumbled every single pass made to me while playing game
-started crying because I coyldnt jump onto a two foot high pedastel because I was afraid of falling and breaking my neck
-coach points out said failure and says there is something wrong with my brain because IT IS SO EASY TO JUMP WITH TWO FEET ONTO A PEDESTAL WITH NO ATHLETIC BACKGROUND WHATSOEVER OK GO FUCK A HORSE I’M DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT
-but on the bright side only two days left
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A…
I have literally never been a fan of Kanye West i dont hate him, but it isnt my taste.
Somos os filhos da revolução
Somos burgueses sem religião
Somos o futuro da nação
Geração Coca-Cola#ChangeBrazil
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
the next time anyone asks me why i hate the tumblr community im just gonna show them this post
Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
sam
does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo
how the flying fuck did they even survive this long
I dont understand why people get all upset when someone doesn’t have the same opinion as theirs as long as you are both open minded to the others reasoning. It gets to be obnoxious when someone is so close minded they wont even accept another way. If you believe something different than me because of how you were raised, that is totally ok as long as we both see each others points. Its not ok if judgement clouds your thoughts so much that someone cant even comprehend a different way. Weve all been like this before because there is always something that we strongly believe in and we want our way just this once, but dont act all high and mighty over someone that has a different opinion because it is their opinion. It belongs to them, not you. It was not put in their mind to please you, so open your eyes and get over it
never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man
if you want to play on that playground you do that
if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that
if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
THE ENDING!
how do hands come out of the screen like that. i’m confused

